Atheist With A Twist Gifts

'Oh my god!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

'Thanks, but next time can you be more subtle when you think my sermon has gone too long?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

'Have ideals, fine - bit never let them cloud your business judgement.'

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

"If push comes to shove, I bet you could do some damage with the plowshare."

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

'You make 23,725 little mistakes, they never let you forget it.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: '...Not according to the holy scriptures of the one true religion...and since they're holy scriptures, they can not be questioned...ever!'