"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"
Pharaoh Follower Gifts
Looking for a gift for a Pharaoh follower? Discover a range of witty and stylish items inspired by ancient Egypt’s royalty. Perfect for history buffs, costume enthusiasts, or anyone fascinated by the allure of the Nile’s greatest rulers. Our collection features unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a touch of the regal to everyday life and home. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just because, find something that echoes the timeless elegance and intrigue of Egypt’s ancient pharaohs.
"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
"Here's the parking lot."
"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."
How they did it . . .
"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"
IMHOtep
In udder de Nile
The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .
"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"
'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'
"He's retreated into nationalism."
Duchess of Cambridge
'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'
"One day son, all this will be going with me."
Mummies for Dummies
The Good Samaritan.
'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'
'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'
'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'
Pharaoh on the toilet.
How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi
Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.
'The King replaced me with easy listening!'
Not what he meant.
"That one's for his cat."
"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
Deepening rift between royal brothers
'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'
"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."
The Sphynx wearing a red nose.
'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'
Two mummies kiss
"Ahh, those were the good old days."
Pharaoh Follower Gifts Collection
Pharaoh Follower Mugs
Explore more of our Pharaoh lover gifts on mugs—perfect for mornings filled with ancient Egyptian charm.
Pharaoh Follower Pillows
Find more Pharaoh-themed pillows to add regal elegance to your living space or bedroom decor.
Pharaoh Follower Prints
Browse our collection of Pharaoh-inspired prints—ideal for decorating home or office with a touch of ancient Egypt.
Pharaoh Follower T-Shirts
Discover a wider selection of Pharaoh lover t-shirts—great for showcasing your interest in ancient Egypt with style.