Pharaoh's Follower Gifts

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Neptune

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

IMHOtep

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Duchess of Cambridge

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

The Good Samaritan.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Mummies for Dummies

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Not what he meant.

"That one's for his cat."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.