Pharaoh's Follower Pillows

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Neptune

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

IMHOtep

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Duchess of Cambridge

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Mummies for Dummies

The Good Samaritan.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"That one's for his cat."

Not what he meant.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Deepening rift between royal brothers

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Two mummies kiss

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"