Pharaoh Follower Pillows

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

IMHOtep

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Duchess of Cambridge

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Mummies for Dummies

The Good Samaritan.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Not what he meant.

"That one's for his cat."

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Two mummies kiss

"Ahh, those were the good old days."