Pharaoh Fan Pillows

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'I've changed my mind - I want to be buried at sea'.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

How they did it . . .

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Man Wearing a Pharaoh's Crown Pointing to a Pyramid-shaped Chart

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

4500 years ago

I hate it when the pharaoh goes camping.

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

"This one was built with American aid."

Mummies for Dummies

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

"That one's for his cat."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

Pirate

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Here's the parking lot."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Science Fair Judgements

"Have your people call my people."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Free Radicals.