Ancient Egypt Fan Pillows

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Lost to antiquity.

'Damn copier broke down again!'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

Biblical Egyptian teen thinks: 'I have a date Saturday night and ... oh, no - my first boil!'

'Who died and made YOU Pharaoh?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Spaghetti Mummy

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"Have your people call my people."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

Sphinx Food

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

How they did it . . .

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'