Ancient Egypt Fan Gifts

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Lost to antiquity.

'Damn copier broke down again!'

"It's important to be close friends with the pharaoh, but not so close that he wants to be entombed with you."

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

Famous last words. Cleopatra. Idiots! I said bring me an "aspirin"!

Biblical Egyptian teen thinks: 'I have a date Saturday night and ... oh, no - my first boil!'

'Who died and made YOU Pharaoh?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Spaghetti Mummy

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"Have your people call my people."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Sphinx Food

Oedipus

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."