Pharaoh Fan T-Shirts

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'I've changed my mind - I want to be buried at sea'.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

How they did it . . .

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Man Wearing a Pharaoh's Crown Pointing to a Pyramid-shaped Chart

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

4500 years ago

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

"This one was built with American aid."

Mummies for Dummies

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

"That one's for his cat."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Pirate

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Treasure Island Book.

"Here's the parking lot."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Have your people call my people."

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Entropy.

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

Newton Discovers Gravity