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"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

The Firebird

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Extreme kites!

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Phoenix

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Mummies for Dummies

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Spaghetti Mummy

"It's a fixer upper."

Lost to antiquity.

'Damn copier broke down again!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'