Pharaoh Fans Mugs

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

The Firebird

Extreme kites!

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"It's a fixer upper."

Spaghetti Mummy

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Mummies for Dummies

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Phoenix

Lost to antiquity.

'Damn copier broke down again!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"That one's for his cat."