Pharaoh Follower Mugs

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

IMHOtep

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Duchess of Cambridge

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Mummies for Dummies

The Good Samaritan.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

"That one's for his cat."

Not what he meant.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

Deepening rift between royal brothers

"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."

Two mummies kiss

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."