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"Here's the parking lot."

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Ghost School.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Horror Stories.

"Have your people call my people."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

How they did it . . .

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"I like fountains very much!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Is there a God?"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."