Pharaoh Fashion Fan T-Shirts

Egyptian pharaoh Hatshepsut's fake beard slips as a confused labourer looks on.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Useless add-ons.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Here's the parking lot."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mating rituals

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Street Organ - Monkey

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"We should start wearing masks."

Elton John

"Overkill, dude."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Knight walking a dog.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Puss in Heels

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'