Pharaoh Fashion Fan T-Shirts

Egyptian pharaoh Hatshepsut's fake beard slips as a confused labourer looks on.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Useless add-ons.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Here's the parking lot."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mating rituals

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Overkill, dude."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'