Neptune's Follower Pillows

Neptune

"Houston, we have a problem."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Mikado

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

The Good Samaritan.

Lost santa and reindeer.

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'Say, this is interesting.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Rudolph's Mask

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Gardening By The Moon

Palestinian State Darts

Veto Powers

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."