Neptune's Follower Prints

Neptune

"Houston, we have a problem."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Mikado

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The Good Samaritan.

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

Lost santa and reindeer.

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'Say, this is interesting.'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Gardening By The Moon

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

Palestinian State Darts

Rudolph's Mask

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Veto Powers

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."