Pharaoh Of Phones Pillows

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'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Here's the parking lot."

Woman on the phone.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Technology and Love

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Children and technolohgy

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"