Pension Queue Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a unique gift that combines humor, philosophy, and a bit of everyday life? Our collection celebrates thinkers who enjoy a good line-up—and a good laugh. Whether they're philosophizing in the pension queue or just love a witty statement, you'll find something to spark their curiosity and brighten their day.

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"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion." mockup

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?" mockup

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

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"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by." mockup

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ." mockup

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

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"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette." mockup

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

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"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?" mockup

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

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'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?' mockup

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

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'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.' mockup

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

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"Wanna swap?"

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.' mockup

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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TSA Lines

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Mission Impossible

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"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

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"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

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"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

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"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?" mockup

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office." mockup

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

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"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you." mockup

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

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"It used to be called pensions."

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"Don't just sit there give me a hand." mockup

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

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"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now." mockup

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

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'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?' mockup

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

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Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products. mockup

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

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"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!" mockup

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

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"Who's next?"

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Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

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Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.' mockup

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

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Pension Queue Philosophers Gifts Collection

Pension Queue Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate philosopher humor and pension queues—perfect for those rainy days of deep thinking.

Pension Queue Philosophers Pillows

Shop pillows featuring clever quotes about patience and philosophy. Great for adding a humorous touch to any lounge or reading nook.

Pension Queue Philosophers Prints

Browse prints that combine philosophical wit with artistic flair, making thoughtful and funny statement pieces for your home or office.

Pension Queue Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts inspired by philosophical pondering and long queues. Ideal for those who love to wear their humor and insights on their sleeve.