Pension Queue Philosophers Gifts

"...I'll have none of that secret agent hijinks in the pension queue, okay?"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"Wanna swap?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

TSA Lines

Mission Impossible

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

"It used to be called pensions."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Who's next?"