Online Queue Philosopher Gifts

If you know someone who enjoys contemplating life's mysteries from the comfort of an online queue or a cozy corner, our collection offers perfect humorous and clever gifts. These products celebrate the curious mind with a touch of wit, making their philosophical musings even more special. Whether they love a good thought experiment or enjoy a playful nod to their intellectual pursuits, our items are designed to spark joy and reflection alike.

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'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.' mockup

'Thanks for suggesting that Web-based bank. Now instead of waiting on line, I get to wait online.'

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"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion." mockup

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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'My - You've matured, my dear.'

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!" mockup

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!' mockup

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

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'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?' mockup

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

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'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

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The First Commuters

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"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long." mockup

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.' mockup

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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TSA Lines

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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard. mockup

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

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''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

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I have a homepage, therefore I am. mockup

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.' mockup

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

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'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?' mockup

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

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Patience Tested While You Wait.

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"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured." mockup

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

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Online Queue Philosopher Gifts Collection

Online Queue Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for online queue philosophers who love their coffee and clever quotes. Find a design that makes every sip more insightful.

Online Queue Philosopher Pillows

Cozy up with pillows that blend comfort with cleverness, ideal for the online queue philosopher who enjoys relaxed spaces filled with wit and wisdom.

Online Queue Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that capture the essence of reflective humor. Perfect for decorating a space dedicated to deep thoughts and philosophical fun.

Online Queue Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts designed for curious minds. Perfect for philosophers who enjoy expressing their love for pondering life's big questions with a humorous twist.