Queue Philosopher Gifts

"Serving You Is Our # 1 Job!"

'I suppose I have been waiting quite a while. I've managed to read War and Peace'.

"No, this is just the line for the ladies' room."

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'

'You've heard, they're going to close this. . . lack of business.'

'I. . . think I. . . would probably make quite a good bus. . . driver.'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

'Oh no! Look at the queues for the Save The Post Office march.'

"Have I been waiting in this line long? When I got in the line... I didn't show!"

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

"Who's next?"

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

ATM toaster

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'Spice counter' 'Season tickets'

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Please take a number.. '.E = MC2?'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Number Thirty Two."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'You're next, Mr.Harris. Right after his nap.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"And then a lot of people started queuing."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."