Bank Queue Philosopher Gifts

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

I have a dream.

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Snub Marine

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989.

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Bank loan applicant