Bank Queue Philosopher Pillows

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

I have a dream.

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

TSA Lines

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

Bank...formed 1893, merged 1971, saved by the Federal Government 1989.

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Bank loan applicant

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"