Queuing Philosopher Gifts

Will wait in line 4 food.

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

TSA Lines

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Train Arrivals

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Who's next?"

A socially distanced queue

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'