Pension Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a pension philosopher? Our collection blends humor, intellect, and creativity, perfect for those who cherish their retirement reflections. Explore items that honor their thoughtful nature and love of ideas, making every moment of retirement both meaningful and amusing.

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Boomers and Bummer

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright." mockup

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

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"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by." mockup

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ." mockup

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette." mockup

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

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Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments. mockup

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

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'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.' mockup

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?" mockup

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

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Balding Autumn Tree.

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Mall of ages

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Retirement Issues

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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Mismanagement Consultant.

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"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up." mockup

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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Poor man and rich man

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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.' mockup

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser." mockup

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

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Pension Philosopher Gifts Collection

Pension Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for pension philosophers, combining wit and wisdom to brighten their mornings and reflect their thoughtful nature.

Pension Philosopher Pillows

Browse our pillows that bring comfort and inspiration to a pension philosopher’s space, with designs that celebrate wisdom and wit.

Pension Philosopher Prints

Discover art prints that capture the essence of a creative pension philosopher, adding inspiration and humor to their retirement decor.

Pension Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for the creative retiree, featuring clever sayings and designs that celebrate a lifelong love of learning and humor.