Pension Pacifist Gifts

'When I retire I hope for a soft landing.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

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"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Give Sleep a Chance

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Department of Work and No Pension

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

'...I expected a little more than... a sticky toffee with fluff on it.'

Gun with an olive branch on it.

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

No WAR!

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

"The new government is determined to act decisively on the 'pensions crisis'."

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

'Old-age poverty is a myth!'

"I built it for my Grandad. To help top up his measly pension over the Christmas period."

Within the System

"Is it my fault they can't be bothered to learn 19th century Persian in order to read it!"

'I've outlived my funds for old age.'

"They want to push back the age at which we'll be denied social security benefits."

Anti-war cartoon

Pensions Protests: Pensioner's Special at Joe's Cafe

Conscientious objection.

War kills.

Passive Resistance Comics

'Now I want a good clean fight!'

Stop the war.

No more people.

Children Reject War

War.