Pension Pacifist Gifts

'When I retire I hope for a soft landing.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

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"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Department of Work and No Pension

'...I expected a little more than... a sticky toffee with fluff on it.'

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

No WAR!

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

Gun with an olive branch on it.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

"The new government is determined to act decisively on the 'pensions crisis'."

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)

'Old-age poverty is a myth!'

"I built it for my Grandad. To help top up his measly pension over the Christmas period."

"Is it my fault they can't be bothered to learn 19th century Persian in order to read it!"

Anti-war cartoon

'I've outlived my funds for old age.'

"They want to push back the age at which we'll be denied social security benefits."

'Now I want a good clean fight!'

Conscientious objection.

War kills.

Pensions Protests: Pensioner's Special at Joe's Cafe

Stop the war.

No more people.

Children Reject War

War.

"No Kill!"