Pension Queue Philosophers Mugs

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Wanna swap?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

TSA Lines

Mission Impossible

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"It used to be called pensions."

"Don't just sit there give me a hand."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Who's next?"

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'