Pearly Gates Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by the pearly gates philosophy with a creative flair? Our collection combines humor and wisdom, ideal for those who love pondering life's big questions with a smile. Find clever mugs, quirky t-shirts, cozy pillows, and inspiring prints that embody the playful spirit of reflective thinkers. A unique way to celebrate their curiosity and sense of humor at any occasion.

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"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising." mockup

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

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'We don't seem to have any record of your contributions -- you must have made them to the wrong church.'

'We don't seem to have any record of your contributions -- you must have made them to the wrong church.' mockup

'We don't seem to have any record of your contributions -- you must have made them to the wrong church.'

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"Let me get this straight. This is the place of eternal happiness, but all the rock stars and hookers are down there?"

"Let me get this straight. This is the place of eternal happiness, but all the rock stars and hookers are down there?" mockup

"Let me get this straight. This is the place of eternal happiness, but all the rock stars and hookers are down there?"

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'So I cooked the books. Haven't you ever made a mistake?'

'So I cooked the books. Haven't you ever made a mistake?' mockup

'So I cooked the books. Haven't you ever made a mistake?'

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"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox." mockup

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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Power/Expenditures

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St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.' mockup

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?" mockup

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.' mockup

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

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"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

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"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!" mockup

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

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U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.' mockup

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

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'I hear your fees are very reasonable.' mockup

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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'He says he's looking for an honest man -- should I book him on suspicion?'

'He says he's looking for an honest man -- should I book him on suspicion?' mockup

'He says he's looking for an honest man -- should I book him on suspicion?'

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Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness. mockup

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

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Shower before entering heaven.

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'Sudden death?'

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'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!' mockup

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

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"Did you make an appointment?"

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"Hmmmmm ... I don't see you on our 'friends' list ... "

"Hmmmmm ... I don't see you on our 'friends' list ... " mockup

"Hmmmmm ... I don't see you on our 'friends' list ... "

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"So what's his story?"

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"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something." mockup

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

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"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic." mockup

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

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Attorney basic fees.

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'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.' mockup

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

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"Our high fees are based on a longstanding reputation for charging high fees."

"Our high fees are based on a longstanding reputation for charging high fees." mockup

"Our high fees are based on a longstanding reputation for charging high fees."

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'Congratulations - here's your black ball, you've been appointed to the membership committee,'

'Congratulations - here's your black ball, you've been appointed to the membership committee,' mockup

'Congratulations - here's your black ball, you've been appointed to the membership committee,'

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'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.' mockup

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

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Pearly Gates Philosopher Gifts Collection

Pearly Gates Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the pearly gates philosopher—bring humor and wisdom to their morning routine with these clever designs.

Pearly Gates Philosopher Pillows

Discover our humorous and inspiring pillows inspired by the pearly gates philosophy—comfort and wit in perfect harmony for their home décor.

Pearly Gates Philosopher Prints

Browse our thought-provoking prints inspired by the pearly gates philosopher—add a touch of humor and insight to their artistic space.

Pearly Gates Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts inspired by the pearly gates philosopher—perfect for expressing their philosophical flair with humor and style.