Pc Pro Gifts

Computer Sales - This is a pretty sophisticated PC, sir. Do you have a child at home who can help?

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"National security adviser"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Worker ant's To Do list.

Fixing the Computer.

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

Stress

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Internet Cafe.

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Propping up a profits chart.

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Swiss Army Desk

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

napping at work

Man chasing microphone.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

'In future meetings, let's serve only decaffeinated coffee, Ms Williams.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

Hair Style Menu

"They really expect a lot from us."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."