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'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Thank God It's Friday.

Crazy Weather

Rain Forest

Toastquest!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Videogame Employment Agency.

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

Computer rage.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"No! It's 'Good morning everyone' and certainly not 'Hi there guys and gals!'"

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

PC rocker

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer