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'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Thank God It's Friday.

Crazy Weather

Rain Forest

There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

Toastquest!

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Videogame Employment Agency.

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Bill Gates and his sons.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

Computer rage.

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

The King and his PC.

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"No! It's 'Good morning everyone' and certainly not 'Hi there guys and gals!'"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

"Everything is in the Cloud."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

PC rocker

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer