Performance Pro Gifts

"Tommy, you sang along very nicely, but you didn't knock it out of the park."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Just be yourself."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Snowprov

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'He's maturing early.'

Theatre Crowd

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Primitive magician

"I, TikTok."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"