Performance Wizard Gifts

"There was a catastrophic loss of sales performance records when the hard drives crashed. Fate has smiled upon you."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Time Is Money

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Primitive magician

Where was I?

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

George Michael

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ta Da!...

1,572 Performances.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Karaoke night.

Actor practising his indian war crys

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'