Productivity Wizard Gifts

A woman is drinking filter coffee at her desk through an hour glass.

Time Is Money

Working in a office

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Workaholic

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Work Parfait

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Back to work...