Productivity Wizard T-Shirts

A woman is drinking filter coffee at her desk through an hour glass.

Time Is Money

Working in a office

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

Workaholic

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Work Parfait

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Back to work...

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"