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"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

Time Is Money

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

Primitive magician

Where was I?

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

1,572 Performances.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Ta Da!...

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."