Performance Goer Gifts

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Theatre Crowd

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'He's maturing early.'

"Bravo!"

Primitive magician

"I, TikTok."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Orchestra conductor

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

George Michael

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Ta Da!...

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

1,572 Performances.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'