Performance Goer T-Shirts

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Bravo!"

Primitive magician

'He's maturing early.'

Theatre Crowd

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

1,572 Performances.

Ta Da!...

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.