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Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

A fight in the Boardroom.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"National security adviser"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

New Resident of Downing Street

SAGE mentality

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Armageddon

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Europe and immigration.

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Moulting"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'