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Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

A fight in the Boardroom.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

CIA report

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Armageddon

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

New Resident of Downing Street

SAGE mentality

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Europe and immigration.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

The House of Commons.

"Moulting"