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Patient Ponderers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a patient ponderer? These creative gifts honor those who love to reflect, consider, and explore ideas at their own pace. Ideal for thinkers, dreamers, and contemplators, our collection offers a charming way to show appreciation for their introspective nature. Whether they enjoy relaxing with a captivating print, a cozy pillow, or a witty mug that matches their reflective spirit, you’ll find something that encourages their thoughtful pursuits.
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
Waiting for Pants
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"
'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'
Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?
'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'
God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.
"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."
'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'
Jealousy
Various Birds of Pray.
Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.
'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'
'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'
Well at least we can handle these rocks.
"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"
"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."
A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.
Mountains and Molehills
'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'
Man has drug cabinet labelled 'Safe Drugs' and 'Not Sure Drugs'.
'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'
Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -
"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."
"My whole life, …. I've never wanted to be anything other than a psychiatric patient."
This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.
'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'
At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.
No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.
'H-m-m-mm...may cause insomnia, joint pain, nausea, dizziness, lethargy,gas, irritability, muscle ache, bloating and may nullify the initial good feeling'
'I quit the medication. It gave me lots of zippity, but took away my doo dah.'
How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!
Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.
Patient Ponderers Gifts Collection
Patient Ponderers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for patient ponderers—crafted to inspire reflection and thoughtful sipping during peaceful coffee breaks.
Patient Ponderers Pillows
Relax and ponder with our cozy pillows, designed for the thoughtful minds who enjoy quiet moments of reflection.
Patient Ponderers Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that resonate with patient ponderers’ love for deep thought and creative contemplation.
Patient Ponderers T-Shirts
Browse our creative t-shirts that resonate with patient ponderers, celebrating their love of ideas, reflection, and quiet inspiration.