Parenting Parody Gifts

Boy: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my dad's Mortgage is BIGGER than YOUR dad's!

"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."

'You'd like an admission? Well it's a lousy school and been in special measures for years. . .'

'Can Wally come out and interact and relate to his peers?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Use your inside scream."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

The Mothership

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

Moma