Modern Parenting Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the modern parenting satirist? Our collection blends clever humor and fresh designs to capture the hilarity and challenges of contemporary parenthood. Whether it's a mug that laughs at sleepless nights or a T-shirt that makes light of toddler tantrums, these products are crafted to bring joy and wit to everyday parenting moments. Show appreciation for the humorist in your life with a gift that shares their hilarious perspective.

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"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs." mockup

"Yes, but Mummy and Daddy are on legal drugs."

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child." mockup

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

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"Use your inside scream."

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"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog." mockup

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

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The Mothership

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"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting" mockup

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

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"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car." mockup

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

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'Mom, I need a push.'

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"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless." mockup

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

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"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load." mockup

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

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'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.' mockup

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

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Rosemary's Baby Supplies

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"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room." mockup

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

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"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer." mockup

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

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'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.' mockup

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club." mockup

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

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'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.' mockup

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

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'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.' mockup

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

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"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard." mockup

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

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"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'" mockup

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

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"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone." mockup

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

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Children Demand Parental Term Limits. mockup

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

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Dad’s Homework Assignment

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"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?" mockup

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

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"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk." mockup

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

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The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000. mockup

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty. mockup

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

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"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!"

"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!" mockup

"Just tell Daddy who hit you, and I will march upstairs and ask Mommy how to handle this!"

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Time Out Room

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"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

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'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.' mockup

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

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Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud." mockup

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

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Modern Parenting Satirist Gifts Collection

Modern Parenting Satirist Mugs

Browse our mugs collection to find humorous and satirical products that celebrate modern parenting with a witty edge.

Modern Parenting Satirist Pillows

Check out our pillows for a lighthearted, decorative way to bring humor into your home.

Modern Parenting Satirist Prints

Discover our prints featuring clever satire on parenting—perfect for artful, humorous home decor.

Modern Parenting Satirist T-Shirts

Explore our T-shirts for bold, funny statements that reflect the humor and chaos of contemporary parenthood.