Parenthood Parody Fan Pillows

Discount Daycare

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

'She said her first words today.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

Chicken With Stroller

Dinosaur Group Think

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

Dad Dancing.

'I dressed myself.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"Three junior meals and a vasectomy, please."

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'He definitely has your eyes!'

"Uh, don't you think you're taking this bay-talk a little too far?"

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"I help as much as I can with the baby: I'm always the first to smell when the baby needs changing..."

Hairy father with a bald baby.