Parenthood Humor Admirer Pillows

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Chicken With Stroller

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

'She said her first words today.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

A Mom's Purse

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'