Paperwork Jongleur Gifts

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Inout baskets.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.