Optometry Pillows

You should have come in sooner.

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'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

Love is Blind.

'Your investment are not working out because your hindsight is 20/20 and your foresight is 20/400.'

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

'No cheating'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

'One letter at a time.'

"According to this test, your hindsight is 20-20."

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'

Pirate's Eye Chart.

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.