Optometrist Pillows

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

E-Y-E patients only.

'Even if everyone does say you're blind, sir, I still have to examine you myself.'

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I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...

"You're showing early signs of diabetic retinopathy. Lay off the eye candy."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

Mysterious eye disease in UK

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

'No cheating'