Opticians Pillows

Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.

"Over here."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

A Man with poor eyesight has misjudged the Optometrist's door and smashed into the wall

'Cover your left eye, and read from the chart.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

"How about this line?"

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

Cost of medicine

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

"We're on the internet - it's a site for sore eyes!"

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

'Got one in English?'

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

"All other letters have been disallowed."