Opticians Pillows

Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.

"Over here."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

A Man with poor eyesight has misjudged the Optometrist's door and smashed into the wall

'Cover your left eye, and read from the chart.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

"How about this line?"

Pig falls asleep during Eye Exam.

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

The Joker at the eye doctor.

Cost of medicine

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

"We're on the internet - it's a site for sore eyes!"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

A new brand of snacks popular with Optometrists.

'Got one in English?'

"You have beatific vision."

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."