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"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

E-Y-E patients only.

'Even if everyone does say you're blind, sir, I still have to examine you myself.'

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I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...

"You're showing early signs of diabetic retinopathy. Lay off the eye candy."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Mysterious eye disease in UK

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

'No cheating'

"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

'Your investment are not working out because your hindsight is 20/20 and your foresight is 20/400.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'