Optomologist T-Shirts

"Worse."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'