Optometry Gifts

You should have come in sooner.

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',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

'Your investment are not working out because your hindsight is 20/20 and your foresight is 20/400.'

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

'No cheating'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"According to this test, your hindsight is 20-20."

'One letter at a time.'

"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'

Eye Test for Doctor

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

Cat sitting doing eye test with PUUURRRR on the eye chart.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

Cat Eye-Exam

Milton cheats on his eye exam.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'